California Exotic Novelties - the folks that supply Adam and Eve boutiques with all kinds of exotic toys, bring you the White Stork.
All my friend could utter when he took it out of the box was "wow - it looks like some kind of alien lightsaber or something!"
For the "princess" - this vibrator is a beauty to behold. With the combination of the clear and purple colors it is feminine and quite pretty. It slices, it dices, it does your drycleaning!
The White Stork features Magical tiered fluttering stork with 8 speeds of vibration and 3 functions and 3 rows of non-jamming, reversible, rotating pleasure beads. So the beads turn in two different directions, the end of the shaft moves back and forth and you have a bullet to stimulate the clitoris.
The clear part of this wand is made of soft clear silicone gel; so water-based lube only!
My tester's only peeve with this one was that you have to be "relaxed" or the motors on the wand slow right down... Other than that she thoroughly enjoyed exploring all of the settings and functions.
This would be a very easy machine to insert in your submissive and leave her squirming for a long, long time!
Stockroom has a lovely selection of urethral toys to choose from. They have sent us the Rosebud Urethral Sounds Kit and the Vibrating Urethral Sound for review.
For the medical fetishist, or the CBT practitioner urethral sounds are edgier play. These were originally used in medical practice to dilate the cervix and remove blockages from the urethra. They should only be used by the practiced hand of someone who knows what they are doing as the urethra can be easily damaged.
This lovely set of 8 rosebud sounds varies in size from 5mm to 13mm and are 11 inches in length. The rosebud/bullet shape centralizes the stimulation as you work the tip in and out. Temperature play is also possible as these are metal.
Stockroom also carries the Steri-lube that you will need for insertion. I recommend boiling sterilization and alcohol wipes prior to use. Bladder infections are really not pleasant!
Stockroom also carries the vibrating urethral sound. It is 1/4" in diameter while the insertable portion is approximately 4 1/8" long.
The boys tell me that this one can be quite pleasant for the experienced user. Used exactly in the same manner as the regular sounds except they vibrate. Same safety rules apply!
Fukuoku is rapidly building a name for themselves in the intimate massage business. They sent us a pair (and you really must purchase a pair!) of the waterproof massage gloves.
If you are not familiar with Fukuoku; they are known for their massage devices that attach to the fingers so you can give your partner or yourself that "hands on" experience.
The possibilities for the waterproof massage gloves are endless! My first thought when I heard waterproof was the hot tub! But then you have all the massage oils, gels and lubes that could be played with as well... Oh my! These are actual gloves with the massaging tips built into the fingers of the glove material. The power pack is buried in the wrist.
When you turn these babies on it literally sounds like a swarm of bees; there is almost the power of a bullet in each fingertip. It has two speed settings.
My Fukuoko experience started off as an innocent massage from my favourite girl - I had some really sore muscles and she offered to set up the massage table and give me a proper rub-down. Why would I refuse? She warmed up the massage oil and applied it liberally - she was working me over with her bare hands and then suddenly stopped. The buzz of these gloves is unmistakable and brought a smile to my face as soon as I heard them. They gave a fresh new meaning to "full body massage". Very pleasant!
These gloves DO come in a left, and a right and I recommend buying a pair of them. They are good for the body massage, they do help soothe the sore muscles, but they are also good for intimate play and because they are water-proof and hand washable, you can cover them in lube, use them in the bathtub or hot tub.
They are great for playing with girls or boys! If your boy likes vibration - treat him to a hand job with a set of these (don't forget those testicles!). For the girls, you know the areas that need the attention, and with enough lube on the gloves, you can even experience insertion.
Of course, these lovelies are available from our good friends at Stockroom!
The Hitachi Magic Wand Hitachi has managed to produce one of the most versatile personal massagers available on the market today. It dices, it slices, it picks up your drycleaning... It is the shit!
The Hitachi is a very powerful vibrator that plugs into the wall and has two variable speed settings. The head is made of texturized rubber and flexible to actually be able to use it to massage sore shoulder/neck/back muscles. Slap some Tiger Balm on the head and massage it into those sore spots for almost instant relief - the Magic Wand is like the power tool of massagers!
Whether for solo, or kinky play - everyone should have one of these as your "intimate massager". Over the past couple of years both Hitachi and others have developed rubber and silicone attachments/sleeves that go over the head of the massager to create vaginal and anal dildos as well as lots of varied textures. I haven't come across anything for you size queens yet - if someone has found one; I'd love to hear from you!
The wand is just the basic tool. My favourite sleeve is one that has dual penetration. The way most of the sleeves are built is so that the heel of the big vibrating head can stimulate the clit.
My only bitch about this wonderful man-replacer is that it is tethered to a cord that plugs into an outlet. After having tried a couple of the competing products though, I always come back to the Hitachi. The models that are similar that either recharge or require batteries just don't have the same power that plugging the unit into the wall will give you.
For evil kinky fun they make harnesses that allow you to place the vibrating head of the unit against the clit so that it cannot be moved. It is very fun to watch your girl squirm because she can't get away from that orgasmic sensation - which can quickly turn into orgasmic pain because there is no cessation! She will be climbing the walls in no time!
The wonderful people at Hitachi keep developing things that will enhance the wand experience. Stay tuned to have a testing report on their latest and greatest gadgets as they become available!
The Hitachi Magic Wand and two different heads are available from our good friends at Stockroom
