The ultimate in man-replacing sex toys ladies! Paradise Electro Stimulations sends us the Vaginal Plug Electrode to take for a ride.

First of all you need the power box.

You have the option of running this with a regular 9-volt battery or using the AC adapter to run the power. There are also two different options for the leads. The ones shown in the photo are wonderfully easy to use. You just clip it onto any of the PES toys posts and you are ready to go. The power unit also has an optional belt clip available which makes for all kinds of kinky zappy fun.

This would be my first internal probe (on myself) and thanks to Onyx; a Pro-Domme friend of mine, I have been looking forward to trying this out. She described a vaginal probe to be like "a bunch of goldfish swimming around in your vagina". She very much enjoyed her experience and completely got off on it.

The way PES has designed this acrylic probe is to mimic the sensation of penetration. By adjusting all four of the available dials to your personal preference - this is exactly what it feels like!



My boy was off busy being fabulous and conquering the world so my girl and I decided to have some sexy fun via webcam while she is off being fabulous and conquering Vienna. I sent her to Vienna with one of the cell-phone activated vibrators; and she got to enjoy that while I got to enjoy my new PES probe. We had a comical moment when the Mistress got so excited to use the new toy that she didn't look at all the knobs - just lubed it up, shoved it in and turned it on. PLEASE DON'T DO THIS! It was a rather shocking experience! Make sure all your knobs are off before you turn the power unit on.

The vaginal probe was designed for all access to the clitoral area. Whether this be oral, manual or a toy of some kind. I recommend a bullet. It is a very intense, extended orgasm. If you are multi-orgasmic this combination will do it for you.

If you haven't tried e-stim products before, this probe is a perfect product to start your experimentation. Some of the other e-stim products I have used can cause some burning if you do not have lube. PES takes care of that for us too with their ElectroLube. This is a water-based lubricant that increases the conductivity of all of the toys by up to 40%.

The PES products all have very helpful and informative information included in their packaging. They also have a well-built website full of useful, informative descriptions and a forum for those of us that just have that burning question that they must have answered.

Stockroom - Tire Tread Slapper Stockroom's wonderful ladies sent me their Tire Tread Slapper. 15 inches of recycled rubber fun, and beautiful to behold!

This one hurts like a b&*tch! I still have the welt on my calf where I whacked myself with it... The girl had a very well-heated, sexy red derriere after this one. I love the feel of the metal handle in the hand. Two different sensations can be achieved by using either the flat side, or the treaded side. The length of the slapper means be careful! Wrapping is easy to do with this meanie!

Bend it in half for whacking the more delicate bits or for more thud, less sting.

Dominant eyes light up when you walk into the dungeon with this one. Everyone agrees its sexy AND evil.

Daddy's Belt and the Tire Tread Slapper - must haves for your Sadist's toybox.

Liberator is the premiere purveyor of "shapes"; Bedroom Adventure Gear. Limited only by your imagination, introducing the "shapes" into your bedroom activities adds physical possibilities and positions that go beyond the ordinary bed or dungeon furniture.

We like the "Black Label" versions of the shapes because they have anchor points built in for the quick-release Liberator restraints.

Let's start with the Wedge;

Another reason we love Liberator the Wedge Movie!

Oral sex on this shape is much easier on the neck of the giver; raising the pelvis to just the right angle for amazing presentation. For some fun on the kinky side, click in the ankle restraints to restrict movement.

Strap-on play with this shape is much more comfortable for the receiver; especially face down. Allows for ease of access and deeper penetration. Again, click in those ankle restraints and have a paddle handy to heat up that lovely bum!

The videos that Liberator provides give some wonderful ideas for new positions to try and educates the average joe on the teachings of the Kama Sutra, and some Tantric techniques.

Next we roll out the Escape Wet;


Escape Wet Videos

Sooo... This lovely was a very fun night of candlelit erotic massage with my very lovely ex-girlfriend; so nice to have friends with benefits! The Escape Wet is basically a mattress/futon that has a shiny PVC cover on it where if you add a little imagination and some massage oil it gives a new meaning to the term "slip and slide". Two hot ladies rubbing, grinding, kissing - HOT! Then move it to the shower for some soapy fun to top off the evening...

Great for anyone who likes food sex, or messy sex... Whip cream, chocolate sauce, champagne - pour it on me baby and then lick it off - no need to worry about the mess because this lovely cleans up SO easily; and folds up for storage. There is an optional carrying case available so you can literally make anywhere a love nest.

Many thanks to Liberator for the start of a very torrid love affair with "shapes".