From the website:

One of our most popular designs, this sculpture gives you a sensual feast. The round, smooth bulb has a firm pressure and full sensation to stimulate your g-spot or prostate. The beaded end can remain a perfectly angled handle or turn this sculpture around and enjoy the rippling sensations as each globe slides into place. Dimensions: 10” long, larger end boasts a 1 1/2” bulb and widening to a 2” body, smaller end is 1 ¼” at its widest point.

I have found silicone, rubber, latex, metal and glass toys... Finding wood that I actually liked the look and sound of was a little more difficult. Most of the wooden dildos I saw available looked like someone had taken a lathe to a table leg to create something that was supposed to represent a penis... Then I found NobEssence.

These are literally wooden sculptures. Available in many different colours and types of wood they are very pleasing to the eye. They are also pleasing to the touch. NobEssence has developed their trademarked Lubrosity coating which is silky smooth to the touch, completely seals the wood and it is so slick that it takes very little lube (or none at all) to use these sculptures intimately.

My first wooden sculpture experience was with the 'Tryst'. This beauty is a total of ten inches in length. The bulb end is a very effective g-spot stimulator... There is no "OMG it's cold!" feeling because the sculpture is made of wood and instantly warms up to your body temperature. Then slide and ride! The Lubrosity coating is true to their words - a couple of drops of lube will do!

Most of the NobEssence sculptures are designed for both g-spot and p-spot massage and stimulation. This is one of the first lines that I have seen where they can be both his AND hers; sharing can be fun!

These lovlies can also be used to actually MASSAGE too! Work out those knots and completely relax your lover before sating...

Works of art, quality craftmanship, lubrosity coating, NobEssence.

From the website:

"NOW improved to absolutely prevent any use of hands by the wearer. Please don't mistake these items for the low quality asian made knock off versions being offered by other sellers. Pesky fingers and cold winter nights are just what these Padded Fist Mitts were meant for! We have designed these top quality items using super soft lining leather, high density foam and a full grain thick glove leather outer. Heavy welded buckles and dees combined with a lockable post fitted on to an expertly finished bridle leather strap will keep these mitts securely in place until you decide to take them off. The ergo shape forces the wearer to hold their hand in a fist shape preventing them from extending any fingers outwards. Tis the season for the perfect mittens!"

This is our first product review for Sinvention. The Mother of Sinvention has sent us the Sinvention Original Padded Locking Fist Mitts.

These again were unveiled to my friends at C.O.P.E. and anyone else I could convince to try them on! They are very plush, padded and comfortable. As the website states, these are very high quality and carefully crafted. The hardware is heavy duty. The posts are lockable as pictured in the photo but the padlocks are not included. The Sinvention logo is stamped lovingly on the thick leather strap that holds it all together. I tried them on many sized hands - the larger hands are a little tight but they still can fit.

As soon as these were taken out of the box and put into my hands the creative wheels started turning... The way these mitts were designed they are multi-purpose for several different kinds of scening. They almost look like hooves so they would be perfect for the cold tile floors up north here in Canada! They are also suitably shaped for puppy play! My dungeon is largely medically themed and these are perfect for the psych patient.

One of the Dominants that got to look these over was worried about long scenes and the fact that having his subbie's hands balled up into a fist for a long time would cause circulation problems. His girl tried them on and found the mitt to be quite comfortably confining. They are warm and soft inside.

I tried these out on one of my feisty grrls that is a swinger (she likes to lash out with swinging and kicking when you smack her in just the right way!). I pushed all the right buttons with her and made her swing those padded fists - even let her connect - it was rather amusing! Needless to say I remain bruise free thanks to the Sinvention mitts. We also had no problem with the "pins and needles" feeling from poor circulation.

Because the Mother of Sinvention takes such pride and care in the making of her products, I can guarantee you that you could put these through any heavy duty play that would normally involve wrist restraints. For those pesky subs that like to try and free themselves - these are better than cuffs because there is absolutely no way that anyone could free themselves from these. They are under your complete control until you unlock the padlocks that hold them. As stated above it's also a lot of fun to let them try and swing at you (while blindfolded of course!) and not get any rise out of you.

The Mother of Sinvention is a fellow Canadian, so that makes her products all the more special. They are available in several cities across Canada and always available on the website. And last, but not least, she accepts PayPal for those of you that like the PayPal guarantee.

Go and become a member of the Church of Sinvention and let the Mother of Sinvention know that Darkniis sent you!

The folks at Love Style Adult Toys have graced us with a sample of their handiwork - The Venus.

From their catalog:

"This is an elegant piece with bumps along one side for clitoral and labial stimulation, and internal stimulation during penetration. One end serves as a gentle introduction, while the other more substantial head makes the point.

This is one of many favorites among first time glass toy users. It offers size similar to that of the conventional toys, a familiar shape, and just a sampling of texture. The infused color is beautiful with a hand blown glass flower inside both heads. Some women, depending upon their own anatomy, find this style to also provide excellent g-spot stimulation."



Well said!

I can also add excellent for temperature play, durable, dishwasher safe, easy to clean and hypoallergenic. I watched the demonstrator at the Taboo Sex Show take the thing and whack it on a table with everything he had and it didn't even chip it!

The test run on this beauty was a pleasure. I was one of the glass toy virgins as stated above... It is just the right size and just enough texture to offer the right stimulation in the right places. There is also just enough curve (for my body) for the g-spot stimulation for a very pleasant, orgasmic experience. When you are sufficiently sated and it is time to clean up - throw it in the dishwasher! These babies are made of pyrex and will stand up to almost anything you can throw at them.

The photo above does not do the hand-blown flowers justice. They are stunning! I am not a huge girly-girl but they are very pretty.

The Love Style glass products come with their own black velvet storage bags, which keep them from clinking together when you store them.

Love Style products are available in several places across Canada; we recommend Good For Her out of Toronto.

Some of you may have a problem with the price but try to remember before you buy - this is a toy that you will have forever and you will never have to replace it!

Now that I am no longer a glass toy virgin, I am looking forward to trying out many different textures and styles and trying them out with my grrls!

I can't say enough nice things about my AntiSally... She is the creator behind the uncommon scents produced by Gothic Rosary.

My favorite scent EVER is made by Gothic Rosary. It is called "Nocturnal"; Black Clothing & Dark Streets... The smell of clove mixed with patchouli & nag champa...

I was first treated to the delicious fragrances of Gothic Rosary when a very beautiful friend of mine was wearing it out to the club. Her favorite fragrance is "Crypt";Surrounded, Haunting... The smell of moss clinging to a marble Mausoleum... After getting a whiff of it I had to find out where she got it from and get some of my own. Here is where the love affair began...

There are many sexy, delicious fragrances available to choose from at Gothic Rosary. I ordered a tiny atomizer of all of the ones that sounded interesting to me. When my order arrived it came with a sample of each of the other fragrances and a candy treat to top it all off.

I get compliments on how lovely I smell all the time at the club now! I am extremely allergic to most of the products produced commercially in the high end stores. I discovered an Indian line of natural perfume oils that I could wear that didn't make me break out or have an asthma attack. AntiSally produces the same type of products made lovingly from natural sources by one lady out of the kitchen of her home! She is so passionate about her product that she no longer cooks in her kitchen as she does not want to contaminate the fragrances with the smells of food.

AntiSally sent me some of the rest of her line to review as I had already done the atomizers. The solid soy based perfume is more concentrated fragrance than the atomizer and that was exactly what I was looking for - so it is my new fragrance alternative. She also makes lotion, shampoo, conditioner, glycerin soaps, sea salt scrubs, sugar scrubs, atomic bath bombs and soy candles. I can attest to the lotion and the conditioner.

I am not a huge lotion user - although I should be! I survive the Canadian winter every year and the dry skin that it brings... The lotion is great to use after you get out of the bath as an after-shaving balm for those legs.

The conditioner needs to be used as a leave-in for us Canadians during the winter. I tried rinsing it out and had a terrible time with static but my hair smelled divine! The next time I tried leaving it in and that seems to do the trick. This product can also be used a shave gel.

Whether you are environmentally friendly or you just want something unique and hand-made AntiSally is your lady! She sells refills to reduce packaging waste. She produces all of her products with none of the harsh chemicals you will find in most commercially available products.

Not just for girls fellas! Many of the scents that I have tried from Gothic Rosary are unisex and would also make the manly type smell delicious enough to take a bite!

So go and visit your AntiSally at Gothic Rosary and enjoy one of her "Uncommon Scents for Uncommon People". And make sure you order some for me too while you are there! ;-)

Primal desires translated through machined metals. Aircraft-grade spun aluminum as the new hot fudge chocolate sundae. These are just part of Vergenza's manifesto.

This piece by Vergenza is simply a work of art... A frighteningly beautiful work of art. It dwarfs the N-joy at eleven inches long and 1.75 inches thick. It is lovingly crafted of spun aircraft aluminum with a jewelry grade polish.

When this beautiful behemoth arrived I was both delighted and surprised to open the box... Delighted because of my love of shiny metal objects and surprised at its shear size and weight! I wasn't expecting it to be so heavy!

One of the reasons why I originally chose this piece is because of the fact that it is made of metal. I love the aesthetics of the metal pieces in my medically themed dungeon space because they blend right in with the rest of the decor. I am also an avid fan and skilled user of the Violet Wand so anything metal means I can figure out some way to zap some pleasure into my submissive.



This piece was unveiled at C.O.P.E. the local monthly play-party that I attend. I always sit with another dear friend that is a wand enthusiast so I just had to show him and his girl. Another Dominant that is a welder walked up when he saw it and I had to have him hold it - it is not hollowed out which gives it it's weight. He knows his stuff and gave a wicked evil grin saying "airplane grade aluminum" and spouting off the alloy mix numbers etc...

A successful attempt with the Violet Wand was had - the arc was beautiful to behold! The surface area that you have to work with is wonderful so the sensation would be similar to the mushroom shaped probe in most Violet Wand kits. I wasn't willing to juice it up and try it internally on anyone just yet - there may be an addendum to this article though!

I am by no means a size queen... I am of tiny stature; larger than life! All I can recommend for this piece is lots of lube and patience! You have a few options open to you. There are two different ends - I prefer the ridged end to pleasure myself with, it feels really nice! Because of the length you can actually use it to share if you want - 11 inches is enough for some double-ended action! I am sure it also has anal possibilities which I am not going to attempt because of the size.

If you are a size queen you will truly enjoy and devour this lovely. If you aren't; it is still worth the bruised pleasure you will experience for something different. If you are kinky you simply have to have one in your toybag. I'm sure if you were "artsy" you could find some way to display this on a mantle and no one would be the wiser!

The Vergenza pieces are easy to clean up and worth the price as you will NEVER have to replace this toy. And last, but certainly not least; also great for temperature play!

The double ended, sensuously curved Crystal Wand Dildo is made from acrylic and has been designed specifically to stimulate the elusive G-Spot. Lube it up, glide it in, and explore the wonders beyond the gateway to heaven.

From the luxury erotic boutique at Coco de Mer they sent us this beautiful work of art for review. It comes in the carefully wrapped and perfumed manner that Coco de Mer is known for. The wand comes with its own black velvet storage bag.



Because this beauty is made of acrylic, you will need a water based lube to glide the wand in; because of the shape, it is perfect for sharing! The description on the website mentions batteries; but this dildo does not vibrate!

I would love to get my hands on some of the stands pictured in the photo because you could literally put the wand on your fireplace mantel and someone would mistake it for a piece of art.

When you purchase one of these from the folks at Coco de Mer you need to give it more than one try if you are used to using a straight dildo. This wand was designed to stimulate the g-spot and it does exactly that!

I recommend using the pointy end, it felt nicer for me! It took a little bit of getting used to but well worth the experimentation; as it does what it was designed to do - stimulate that g-spot! I tried alternating between an insertion and a circular motion and the outcome was heavenly!

Coco de Mer's signature blindfold is ethically made from 100% silk and is embroidered with the words ‘Totally lost in the folds of love.’

Coco de Mer is an erotic luxury boutique with shops in Los Angeles and in two locations in the UK. In Hollywood, this is where the beautiful people go to get their bedroom goodies! When you get a package from these folks, you know it! The packages come exquisitely boxed and carefully wrapped in scented tissue.

This lovely blindfold is make of the most luxurious silk... Take away that one sense and heighten the others! Let them hear the click of the lighter before you light the candles... Let them smell your perfume... Let them feel the heat of your breath as you whisper sweet nothings in their ear... The length of silk they give you is long enough to use as a makeshift bondage for hands that wander too much!



My girl got absolutely spoiled giving this pretty its test run! Binding her hands with it was a big turn on and even running it across her naked back when I untied it from her head make her quiver. Now I have to go look for someone that sells silk ropes! (I'm not complaining!)