When Simply Going To Hell Isn't Quite Enough! Divine Interventions makes me quiver with excitement! I thought I was naughty until I met the folks at Divine!

When simply going to hell isn't quite enough - we have the Baby Jesus Butt Plug. Yes - you did read that correctly and heaven help you if you are Catholic!

The folks at Divine Interventions have taken blasphemy to a new level! The Baby Jesus Butt Plug has been around for some time and has always amused me to no end - I was thrilled to have the opportunity to review it for you!

The various religious incarnations available at Divine Interventions are made of high quality silicone. They are hand made in small batches and will always be a one-of-a-kind color variation. All of the products from Divine have flared bases so that you can display them proudly in your personal shrine or use them in a strap-on harness.

And who doesn't want to stick Baby Jesus where the sun doesn't shine? Imagine the horrified look of your Catholic raised sub as you pull Baby Jesus out of the drawer!!

The Divine Interventions website is definitely worth a visit as well - I adore the warped, sarcastic sense of humor throughout! Heaven doesn't want them and Hell is afraid they just might take over...

Divine Interventions has much more mayhem to come so stay tuned!

Church of Sinvention - Classic DeLuxe Restraints and Lead The Mother of Sinvention takes such good care of us here at the House of the Silver Spider. My fellow Canuck has sent two more pieces for us to test and review.

Oh Church of Sinvention how I covet thee! Your sturdy and quality restraints make play time that much more sinful. I never have to worry about equipment malfunction with the Sinvention logo.

If you do a web-based search on "medical restraints" and then go and take a peek at Sinvention's Classic DeLuxe Restraints - you will get an idea of what I am writing about. I have a couple of very large, very muscular boys that sit in my spanking chair and I need for my restraints and equipment to be strong and sturdy enough to restrain them during heavy play. Sinvention has taken that sturdiness and strength and added sexy to get these:

They can tug and pull and squirm to their hearts content and they are not going to get free. They have even been tested for short periods of time in suspension situations and stood up to having over two hundred pounds of force and weight pulling down on them! Bravo!

After you have had your way with them and you want to take them out for a walk; Sinvention has another sexy solution for you... Her DeLuxe Leather Lead with lined handle.



Lined, for your pleasure... And again sturdy, high quality leather and latch. You could hold back a rabid pitbull with this lead! In a pinch, if nothing else is available, you can also use this as a strap for when your submissive gets out of line and needs some discipline.

Thanks again to Mother of Sinvention for showing us the light!

The Mother of Sinvention has sent us some more lovelies to review - many thanks to you m'lady!

This time it is the most beautiful piece - the Sensory Deprivation Hood...

I had two individuals try this hood out. It looks like it may work for breath control but my hard-core breath control player says that is a "no-go". It is certainly tight fitting though and the sensory deprivation addict that I tried the hood on loves it and says it is hard to catch your breath. Go figure!

This is yet another product that is very high quality. Made of soft, padded leather it fits the head snugly. It laces up the back of the head and cross-buckles in two places with the usual quality locking buckles that Sinvention uses. There is also a locking collar at the base of the hood so that your bratty subbie can't remove it until you say so!

My test subjects state that you should try with and without the straps tightened up. One did not like the added pressure on the eye sockets after the buckles were tightened and locked.

You are in a completely leather clad (oh the smell!), padded, floating space after the hood is put on. You must concentrate on keeping your breathing controlled as you are breathing through a small hole on the front of the hood through your mouth. You may want to have a hand-signal pre-negotiated as your subject will not be able to hear you. You will however be able to hear them through the breathing hole.

Both my test subjects thoroughly enjoyed the sensory deprivation experience with a big "thank-you Mistress" at the end.

The Mother of Sinvention has many wonderful and sinful things to explore - confess your sins and repent - floggers available at Sinvention!

First, PES brought us the Stanley anal/vaginal quad pole electrode. Not for the feint of heart - Stanley has pleased many people with his performance...

For those of us who are NOT size queens however - we were left out in the dark...

Then came Stanley Jr. to the rescue!

At 1 3/4" thick and 6" long - this gives the "average" user an alternative to the quad pole electrode.

4 poles gives the user lots of alternatives. As shown in the photo above you can attain a "push-pull" sensation by using two separate power boxes.

I only have the one power box (so far!) to work with at my house. With the quad pole electrode I highly recommend purchasing the umbilical cord pictured above. Talk about convenience! It keeps all the leads neat and tidy. PES also sent along the belt clip. Slip a 9-volt battery into the power box and put the belt clip on - now you have the portability to be experiencing a PES probe while doing completely mundane tasks such as laundry! Let's make housework as exciting as possible!

This electrode is very similar in feeling to the vaginal probe previously tested. Because there are 4 poles however - playing with the dials on the power box allows for much more variance in sensations. This probe is not as "mild" as the vaginal probe. Myself being the complete nerd that I am was fascinated by the fact that you can actually watch the vaginal muscles rhythmically contract when the probe is in use.

For the Dominant hand controlling the knobs on the power box - you will certainly be able to make them squirm. The higher you turn the knob - the more intense the feeling pleasure bordering on pain. The longer you leave them on a specific setting - the more they will get used to it and the higher you will be able to turn it up. Again I would suggest having all the knobs on the lowest setting when starting out - it can be a very "shocking" experience.

The entire PES line is designed to give stronger, more intense orgasms. This is very true of their products! For those of you who have been reluctant to try electro-stimulation you really should give it a go - I promise you will like it!

A perfect starter toy for starting your explorations into Electrosex. Axovus has come up with a compact, easy to use TENS type zapper for your toybag.

My friends all know that there is usually something new and exciting in my toy bag every time I attend COPE. Apparently while I was off making my rounds and catching up with other friends in the community my best girl was poking around in my flogger trunk to see what interesting thing I had put in the bag.

From the other side of the hall I suddenly heard squeels of surprise and delight - coming from the direction of my little group, so of course curiosity took hold and I made my way back. Apparently several volunteers had been found to test the Little Devil.

When the two spikes contact skin they give off a fairly intense electrical shock. According to the victims just zapped - it is a sharp tingling feeling - pleasure mixed with pain! It had a few people ducking and squirming and of course asking where they could buy one!

The unit is powered by 2AA batteries... It has two settings; constant and blink. And of course to play safe - don't run around zapping anyone with a pacemaker or heart condition!

"This isn't a luxury, as much as an investment in life long personal ecstasy, which sustains, enriches, and expands body, mind and soul. Beauty matters. Quality makes a treasure. Thundering orgasms make human joy. That's why I make these." - Cate

Well said!

Mia and the ladies at Feeldoe have developed an acrylic version of the patented and very popular feeldoe, called a "feelbuck". Besides being absolutely gorgeous this baby is the "buck" to the "doe".

This version was built to help out the male of the species. The bulb was mean to be inserted anally for our gay male couples or for the hetero man who may be having erectile dysfunction. The bulb is designed to stimulate the wearer's p-spot, and the "horse" end of the dildo is shaped to offer varied sensations. Because these are made of arcrylic, I suggest you be gentle on your first try and don't thrust too hard!

The Feelbuck can also be used by a female wearer in the same fashion as the Feeldoe. There is no saddle on the Feelbuck however for clitoral stimulation. Both versions of the dildo require patience and practice! Once you get the hang of it - you will never go back to the straps and buckles of the traditional strapon dildo.

If you haven't been doing your Kegel exercises ladies, both versions will comfortably fit into a strapon harness until you have had enough practice sessions to go without.

Remember kids; sharing is fun!

I have met many that have the same fetish as myself. Metal. Cool, sturdy, shiny, smooth... It is something that I am always searching for and if I had my preference, all of the implements in my dungeon space would be made of metal.

CMD Erotic (California Metal Designs) machines some VERY beautiful pieces that I am proud to display on my walls!

Neil does some wonderful designing and machining and is available to do custom work as well. He has sent us three pieces to review.

Just in time for the public play party that I love to attend in my community. My chosen victim was encased in rubber - my new male model for my photography. The boy is blessed with great genetics and has an ass made of steel. Thankfully it was CMD to the rescue!

Not only is this paddle a thing of beauty but the quality of the machining is superb. It took some muscle behind the strokes, but it got through the latex and got the desired effect that I wanted which was some stretching and toe curling! The sound of this beauty against latex is very loud as well. I could feel the heat of the reddened flesh right through the latex.



They call this piece "The Stinger" and it comes by its name honestly. The handle again is beautifully machined and then attached to that is sixteen inches of solid rubber about a half inch thick. We tried this first on bare flesh and it is one nasty bitey bitch! It stings just as much through the latex but it was grabbing the rubber and we were actually concerned that it might split the latex.

And for the final piece...



Mirrored finish - literally smooth like glass. Made of aerospace aluminum. This would be a medium sized plug with the three stages. Heavy but not overly so... Height 5-1/2" Step 1 is 3-1/2" circumference Step 2 is 4-3/4" circumference Step 3 is 5-1/2" circumference Depth to the neck is 4-1/2". Beautiful!

All of the CMD products are available from the folks at 665 Leather.